> The Correct Way to Come Home Drunk…
>
> Two married friends are out drinking one night, when one turns to the
> other and says, “You know, I don’t know what else to do.
>
> Whenever I go home after we’ve been out drinking, I turn the
> headlights off before I get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and
> coast into the garage. Take my shoes off before I go into the house, I
> sneak up the stairs, get undressed in the bathroom, stick my foot in
> the toilet and pee down my leg to prevent splashing sounds. I ease
> into bed and my wife STILL wakes Up, and Yells at me for staying out
> so late.
>
> His friend looks at him and says “Well, you’re obviously taking the
> wrong approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up
> the steps, pee hard into the toilet water, then use the full flush,
> throw my shoes in the closet, undress in the bedroom, then jump into
> bed, slap her on the ass and say!, WHO’S HORNY????!!!” and she acts
> like she’s sound asleep!
Posted by bigair as General Posts at 9:34 AM CST